Tuesday Task

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Jose Cuervo Christmas cookies

This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!

Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervoagain to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make surethe Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuckin the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on theturner.If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just! pry it loose with adrewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift twocups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoonof sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beatoff the turner.Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and makesure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

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